| Here they are! the answers to your much too frequently asked questions. Now we can spend more quality time with Mr. Coldie...instead of interviewing the beerman! |
Q: Why does beer cost so much at
the ballpark?
A: Beer does not cost so much at the
ballpark
Beer at the ballpark costs a little more
than beer at the bar. When you pay $3.25
for a 12oz. bottle of Bud at the bar, do you
yell at the bartender... "that's highway
robbery!?"... if you did you'd be thrown out!
Beer at the ballpark costs about the
same as beer at a fancy restaurant. A
major league ballgame or dinner at a
fancy restaurant is a special occation. If
you go to a fancy restaurant to drink
LOTSA beer...bring LOTSA cash! if you
got to a ballgame to drink LOTSA
beer...bring LOTSA cash!
If you have made out like a bandit in
today's economy and can afford season
tickets, drink alotta $5.50 Redhooks, and
dine regularly at fancy restaurants, good
for you!...If you haven't, it's not the end of
the world. live within your means!
Sure you coulda' bought a twelve-pack of
Schmidt's with what it cost you for that
last beer. And you coulda' sat and drank it
in YOUR ROOM... ALONE!!!
By the way, there are many MINOR
league ballparks out there where you can
drink TONS of cheap beer, the tickets and
hot dogs are cheap, the ballplayers
hustle, and there are 1200 people in the
stands. If everyone who complained
about major league prices went to a
minor league game once in awhile, their
attendance would quadruple!
the ballpark?
A: Beer does not cost so much at the
ballpark
Beer at the ballpark costs a little more
than beer at the bar. When you pay $3.25
for a 12oz. bottle of Bud at the bar, do you
yell at the bartender... "that's highway
robbery!?"... if you did you'd be thrown out!
Beer at the ballpark costs about the
same as beer at a fancy restaurant. A
major league ballgame or dinner at a
fancy restaurant is a special occation. If
you go to a fancy restaurant to drink
LOTSA beer...bring LOTSA cash! if you
got to a ballgame to drink LOTSA
beer...bring LOTSA cash!
If you have made out like a bandit in
today's economy and can afford season
tickets, drink alotta $5.50 Redhooks, and
dine regularly at fancy restaurants, good
for you!...If you haven't, it's not the end of
the world. live within your means!
Sure you coulda' bought a twelve-pack of
Schmidt's with what it cost you for that
last beer. And you coulda' sat and drank it
in YOUR ROOM... ALONE!!!
By the way, there are many MINOR
league ballparks out there where you can
drink TONS of cheap beer, the tickets and
hot dogs are cheap, the ballplayers
hustle, and there are 1200 people in the
stands. If everyone who complained
about major league prices went to a
minor league game once in awhile, their
attendance would quadruple!
Q: How many teams
have you worked for?
have you worked for?
A: Seattle Mariners
Houston Astros
San Francisco Giants
Arizona Diamondbacks
Chicago White Sox
Tacoma Rainiers
Tucson Sidewinders
El Paso Diablos
Colorado Rockies
Houston Astros
San Francisco Giants
Arizona Diamondbacks
Chicago White Sox
Tacoma Rainiers
Tucson Sidewinders
El Paso Diablos
Colorado Rockies
Q: Do they pay your
way when you travel?
A: No.
way when you travel?
A: No.
Q: How many
games do you work
a season?
games do you work
a season?
A: As many as 192
games. Recently we have
semi-retired to about 135.
games. Recently we have
semi-retired to about 135.
Q: How much money
do you make?
A: How much money do
YOU make?
do you make?
A: How much money do
YOU make?
Q: What is your REAL job?
A: I am an International
Gentleman of Liesure
A: I am an International
Gentleman of Liesure
Q: What's your record?
A: Enron Field: 17 cases
Safeco Field: 12 cases
Coors Field: 11 cases
NASCAR: 33 cases
A: Enron Field: 17 cases
Safeco Field: 12 cases
Coors Field: 11 cases
NASCAR: 33 cases
Q: What is your real name?
A: Fabio.
A: Fabio.
Q: What is Schwag?
A: Click HERE.
A: Click HERE.
Q: How cold is that beer?
A: If it were any colder...it'd be SOLID!
A: If it were any colder...it'd be SOLID!
