The bio is not finished. as a matter of fact it may never be finished.
That's because it has never been started. I don't have time for it. I'm too busy
giving you the ultimate ballpark experience! besides...you don't need to know about
me...you need to know about you...and how to order beer at the ballpark. So we
thought we'd include some instructions to make it easier for the newcomer to do his
or her part in making the dream come true...
Mr. Smoothie does not have to read this page. In fact, Mr. Smoothie is not even on
this page...Mr Smoothie could care less about the "Bio" of Mr Coldie. Mr. Smoothie
wants Mr. Coldie to be there for him when his beer light is on...and that's it!
Exchange money for beer, a wisecrack or two...an' then back to the game. There
are thousands of Smoothies out there whose beer lights are glowing and the
quicker the transaction, the quicker we get everybody satisfied, and back in the
game!
Here are some tips for ballpark newcomers:
1. Know what you want.
Look at what other people are drinking and observe
the signage on the tub. This saves the
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...What...kind...do...ya...got?
2. Have your money ready.
Here is a tip to help get you into the "advanced" category. Real Mr. Smoothies
leave their wallets in their back pocket. They keep their ballpark cash up front in a
money clip, or simply folded in a convenient pocket...ready for quick peeling!
3. Do not interview the beerman.
4. If there is more than one of you...one guy pays.
Get it? Let's say there are four of you. One guy pays for all three! (remember one
of you is a DD) Then the next guy gets the next round...etc, etc. Don't forget the
topper!
Of course you can always tellyou buddies to "Keep your Lincoln in the garage!"
There ya have it! It's really quite simple. Easy and fun too. Oh and
remember...when the beerman yells "last call!" in the bottom of the 7th...it is no
joke! do all of the above...ten times faster!
We hope you have enjoyed our "Bio". Hopefully it'll help us all to achieve the
ultimate ballpark experience!.
That's because it has never been started. I don't have time for it. I'm too busy
giving you the ultimate ballpark experience! besides...you don't need to know about
me...you need to know about you...and how to order beer at the ballpark. So we
thought we'd include some instructions to make it easier for the newcomer to do his
or her part in making the dream come true...
Mr. Smoothie does not have to read this page. In fact, Mr. Smoothie is not even on
this page...Mr Smoothie could care less about the "Bio" of Mr Coldie. Mr. Smoothie
wants Mr. Coldie to be there for him when his beer light is on...and that's it!
Exchange money for beer, a wisecrack or two...an' then back to the game. There
are thousands of Smoothies out there whose beer lights are glowing and the
quicker the transaction, the quicker we get everybody satisfied, and back in the
game!
Here are some tips for ballpark newcomers:
1. Know what you want.
Look at what other people are drinking and observe
the signage on the tub. This saves the
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...What...kind...do...ya...got?
2. Have your money ready.
Here is a tip to help get you into the "advanced" category. Real Mr. Smoothies
leave their wallets in their back pocket. They keep their ballpark cash up front in a
money clip, or simply folded in a convenient pocket...ready for quick peeling!
3. Do not interview the beerman.
4. If there is more than one of you...one guy pays.
Get it? Let's say there are four of you. One guy pays for all three! (remember one
of you is a DD) Then the next guy gets the next round...etc, etc. Don't forget the
topper!
Of course you can always tellyou buddies to "Keep your Lincoln in the garage!"
There ya have it! It's really quite simple. Easy and fun too. Oh and
remember...when the beerman yells "last call!" in the bottom of the 7th...it is no
joke! do all of the above...ten times faster!
We hope you have enjoyed our "Bio". Hopefully it'll help us all to achieve the
ultimate ballpark experience!.
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